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I'm unfit asf, just walking up the damn stairs got me wheezing and asking jesus to take the wheel.
#seriously I should exercise but naw man lol#stairs are my enemies#everything is my enemy when I'm tryna breathe#it's almost goblin time#coughing out my lungs
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did somebody say dadkarios
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#galemance#dadkarios#pregnancy cw#just a man and his slightly terrifying wife and goblin offspring#the sign won’t stop her because she can read but she’s ignoring it#this was inevitable we all knew it was coming#i almost regret spending so much time on these but they’re so pretty#i love decorating the wizard tower#side note have you ever had a baby pull your hair it fucking HURTS#they’re out for blood from day one#spoilers for future stuff but poor cyra goes through fucking HELL with that baby and it looks nothing like her#also i'm fully a gale abs denialist. where's his tummy you cowards make him Soft
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i'm surprised i haven't seen any text posts yet about the Unsubtle Differences between astarion’s tiefling party/high approval forest scene and the one you get after the goblin party.
there’s something so terribly interesting about how the conversation afterward plays out depending on which variation you pursue.
like, most people have seen the tiefling party version by now. astarion basking in the sunlight the morning after, playing off most of what tav says with relative ease, even when they ask about his scars and he tells them about cazador. his cadence is smooth and composed, his smile almost friendly, even though you know, as the viewer, he’s playing a game of manipulation at this point. the only real crack in his demeanor is if tav notices that cazador’s “poem” was written in infernal, which, understandably, startles him.
but recently i watched the goblin party version of this same scene, and everything reads so differently. unlike at the tiefling party, it’s still the middle of the night when astarion tries to leave, thinking tav is asleep—almost immediately after the act, in fact. when tav does speak to him, he’s visibly nervous, halting and stammering in the middle of lines delivered unflinchingly in the other version of the scene. he gestures broadly and fidgets more while talking, his smile comes and goes. there’s even some of his distinctive high pitched, fake laughter sprinkled throughout the exchange, almost identical to later scenes where he's very, very obviously uncomfortable (like if raphael mocks him and magics off astarion's shirt to show the party his scars in act 2, or when confronting the gur children in their cell in act 3, etc etc).
siding with the goblins represents something deeply familiar to astarion, a level of cruelty he's more than familiar with and embraces likely because cruelty and duplicity, to him, go hand-in-hand with the power and freedom he craves so badly—but he won't stay the night with this tav, even if he approves of their actions. no, in this case, he'll keep to what's familiar and attempt to leave them in the forest under the cover of the very same darkness he resents having been cast into by cazador. when he gets caught, it sets him on edge, and everything he says becomes such a blatant lie to save face that tav would have to be completely oblivious not to see through him, or maybe just not care enough to.
but if tav saves the refugees? challenges his worldview and comes out victorious? oh, he'll complain of the poor rewards for his trouble at the party and whine about it being boring, but he decides to stay with tav through the night while they're asleep and on past dawn. he takes a moment to enjoy the morning sunlight, returned to his life after two centuries without. the same is true if you have high enough approval that he asks before the party, in which case, you've almost certainly hit his biggest approval gains: trusting him and supporting his safety. maybe he doesn't trip over his words when he speaks because, well, maybe this is someone he doesn't have to worry about. someone who's already more than proven themselves a foolish, heroic sort with a bleeding heart or otherwise demonstrated that they're already in his corner. in other words, not a threat—at least not to him.
does any of this make sense. i wanna study this guy under a microscope.
#the text may be the same but the line delivery is so enormously different it HAS to mean something idk! idk!#what he knows best but doesn't quite trust vs what's new but seems almost safe seems like the differentiating factor honestly#at least in whether he decides to leave tav immediately or stay with them till morning#which in turn affects how he feels by the time tav speaks to him#not to rag on the goblin route but man#he seems. well. frantic when he gets caught trying to leave asap.#to the point where listening to him feels... pretty bad imo#i'd love to know if it changes his romance later on because that seems like. well. a rough start#astarion#astarion bg3#astarion ancunin#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3#bg3 meta#sort of idk#long post
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Spiderman (2002)
#since today is the day#i thought i would post this too#almost forgot i had this#but i found it just in time#so enjoy#happy thanksgiving#norman osborn#green goblin#aunt may#may parker#aunt may parker#rosemary harris#willem dafoe#spiderman#spiderman (2002)
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Scenes from the DnD oneshot:
#New PC! New DM!#A Good time had by all!#dnd#dnd 5e#We almost died to an evil pumpkin#and also got halfway through throwing oil on a hut to burn it down before we remembered we were looking for a (hopefully still alive) child#actually it's a TwoShot since we just got to the Big Boss Battle but whathaveyou#art#shitpost#goblin hours
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Keanu Reeves performing at Saint Rocke in Hermosa Beach, CA - August 10, 2023
#Keanu Reeves#keanuedit#kreevesedit#flashing gif#*#me: do the onboarding for your new job !!! also me: gif bassist Keanu who cares if he's on tour and you'll have other times to do it#guess who won#BASSIST KEANU what a time to be alive#sometimes babygirl is an almost 59 year old man#keke do you need a hair tie babe i got you#LOOK AT HIM HE IS SO HAPPY#I AM SO HAPPY#SMILEY BOY#free serotonin#me 5'4": i will pick him up#i love an old man#stop wearing baggy tshirts or i will have to steal them#sorry i don't make the rules#if they're oversized imma steal them like a goblin and sleep in them#i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism#when he pushes his hair back i get an extra life like it's super mario bros#forearms are so important#MY WHAT BIG HANDS YOU HAVE#bout to become little red riding hood#the second and last 2 gifs#put that thing back where it came from or so help me#!!!!!!!!!!!
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Very long Doctor Strange ramblings below the cut. You have been warned. If you read all of it, feel free to give me your opinion, I am way too invested in this help
In She-Hulk, we see that Wong worked as a librarian at Kamar-Taj for 11 years. In the beginning of Doctor Strange, the first few scenes show Kaecilius and his Zealots stealing pages from the Book of Cagliostro and beheading the current librarian.
When Strange first meets Wong, Wong claims that the former librarian was relieved of his head, and he implemented the rules he now enforces (no portals inside the library, etc.). However, we do not know how long Wong has held the librarian position. If we consider that there is not much Kamar-Taj life shown in the movie, it suggests that no one has forgotten the rules or made mistakes regarding them. This implies that Wong's rules have been around long enough for people to understand and remember them (or at least Wong has been enforcing them consistently). The rules have been in place for a while, and people are not surprised by the missing pages.
Additionally, Kaecilius' betrayal does not seem to be a major issue during Stephen's training, as if it had happened a while ago and Kamar-Taj was biding its time, attempting to hunt him down or waiting for him to make a move. Of course, a rogue sorcerer with that much power is a concern for the Ancient One and Mordo --as seen in the movie-- but Stephen, being a novice/apprentice, is probably not told much.
So, how long has Wong been running the library by himself? It doesn't seem plausible that the gap between Kaecilius' betrayal and Stephen's arrival is 11 years. The entire movie happens over a period of at least a year and a half, maybe even two years. The movie is set from 2015-16, so Wong would have had to take up the position somewhere between 2004-5. If we take Benedict Wong's age and assume that is how old Wong is (as we do with Stephen's age), then he would be 44 in 2016 (Stephen would be 39), making him 33 in 2005. So, was Wong working with the previous librarian for 11 years, and Kaecilius betrayed the Order within a year of Stephen's arrival? Or did Kaecilius steal the pages 11 years prior to Stephen's arrival, right at the beginning of Wong's career?
Not to mention the amount of time it would take for Stephen to recover from the initial accident and the numerous subsequent surgeries, plus the physical therapy and the time it took Stephen to find Kamar-Taj.
The recovery time for hand surgeries is 6 weeks on average. With Stephen having a total of 8 surgeries, his recovery time would be, on average, 48 weeks of the 52 weeks in a year. That's 11 months of recovery, plus a month of travel and logistics. So, if Wong has been working at the library for 11 years, then Kaecilius would have stolen the pages somewhere between 11 years to 1 year before Stephen arrived at Kamar-Taj.
@invye what's your expert opinion? (I'm going way too far into this rabbit hole HELP)
#also if Stephen was 39 in 2016 and Neurosurgeons finish residency around 33 or 34 on average#then Stephen would have only been a Neurosurgeon for about 6 years at the time of his accident#but given the time frame of the movie#he shouldn't have been able to crash in 2016#so shouldn't he have crashed sometime in 2014 or 2015 to have recovered#trained almost fully#and defeated Dormammu in 2016#ajdfsjsdfj#stephen also would have finished his residency somewhere in 2010#also what was Wong doing before librarian?#he was a target sales associate working full-time and there are no other jobs between that and the librarian#so either Wong worked at target from 1987 to 1996#(16 years old to 25 years old)#and spent the next 10 years at Kamar-Taj until he started working as a librarian#or he was at Kamar-Taj and went straight from Target to Kamar-Taj#making him 24 when he started working at Target#wong#stephen strange#doctor strange#unintelligible goblin noises#screaming#timelines
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I hope The Spot gets to die as a himself like pre-powers. It’s likely he’s gonna destroy himself trying to destroy Spider-man (I think he’s gonna for the mythos of the hero not just Miles, if the flash forward is any prediction) cause he’s either not gonna be able to handle the full effects of his abilities it and needs to be saved but it’s too late for him or does some not fully redeeming sacrifice as he realizes he didn’t have to resort to villainy and doesn’t want to go out with people fearing him rather than respecting.
It’d make the point that anyone can be Spider-man under the mask string as it’d point out that depending on circumstances anyone could become anything. In this case none of them would know The Spot personally or even in passing as Johnathan Ohnn, so seeing a complete stranger, someone who could of been anyone, defeated at the end of the battle would invoke a lot with the random chance and fate that comes along with being Spider-man if not just going through life rather than the adherence to canon events that is trying to be pushed on characters.
I feel like giving the Spot his face back would just make the climax feel more complete, an odd commentary on being true to oneself even if it is past your time.
#cause like every other Spidey villain spiderman usually knew or came to know as Peter#Norman and the goblin harry and the hobgoblin#Felicia and black cat etc#Johnathan wants to be spider mans personal enemy but knows nothing about him if it was for his abilities#like he probably just thinks he is scared of the police captain dying cause he failed to save people or that he’s fond of law enforcement#cause I am certain if he knew Miles was spiderman The Spot would call him that#to fuck with him by knowing his identity#but i digress I think it would show that it really wasn’t personal#cause the spot hated what he became and lost and placed the blame on someone close to the incident but ultimately had nothing to do with it#yeah he blew it up but who was just fucming around with dark matter like wtf John#it’d be rad to have Johnanthan like see Miles face for the first time and be like ur just a kid wat did I almost due gaining some of the#humanity be lost back only to not being able to rectify it cause honestly I’d be horrified if I found out my enemy couldn’t even drive yet#LEGALLY#johnathan ohnn#the spot#miles morales#atsv#itsv#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#into the spiderverse#atsv spoilers
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what i mean : this concept is fascinating and i want to study it further just to see what happens
what comes out of my mouth : i wanna poke it with a stick
#'i wanna poke it with a stick' is just goblin brain for 'this requires further research'#i am making a conscious decision to say 'i wanna poke it with a stick' like 80% of the time#but honestly sometimes things just fall out#like when i say 'my own two raccoon hands' when the context is im surprised (pos or neg)#or the fact that i unironically and almost exclusively call my body my flesh vessel#(usually in the context of it malfunctioning bc well it does that a lot)#or when i use 'goblin brain' to infer that my neurodivergence is being prevalent#all of these started as jokes and now i cant not say them
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Ominis *talking about MC*: I'm not usually interested in anyone, but now that I am, it's like the universe is telling me: "nah bitch, you can't have them".
Sebastian *looking longingly and sadly at his best friend*: I know what you mean.
#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#ominis gaunt#hogwarts legacy mc#Im not sorry#here a little angst#since it's almost february#walmart already has st valentines shit#time to be angsty frens#is this a love triangle?#sebastian x ominis#ominis x mc#and mc is just like killing goblins#based on true feelings btw
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*scratching at the walls thinking about how no one has adapted Peter’s college arcs in a consistent and satisfying way.*
#coffee bean gang#spider-man#I was almost asleep but now I’m thinking about how there isn’t one piece of media out there that checks all the boxes#of adapting Peter in college + the coffee bean gang + doesn’t downsize the group or combine characters#+ does everyone in a decent way even if it’s not strictly comic accurate#raimi trilogy is one of the only ones that heads pretty quickly into the college era and also involves more than just gwen or mj#and as much as I like the films it does not handle the three of them in a way that scratches the itch for me#I mean for one it’s only Peter Harry and MJ. I like those three arguably the most but man the dynamic isn’t the same#especially bc Tobey’s Peter is much more serious and quiet/awkward with negative charisma (affectionately but still.)#MJ is mixed w Gwen’s personality which was disappointing to me bc I like MJ’s weird and super vibrant personality#and Harry loses some of the ‘kind of a sweet guy but very VERY fucked up’ and relies too heavily on Harry becoming the goblin for revenge#I sound super critical of the Raimi versions qhwjrjwkr I DO like them I do but it feels like completely alternate interps of the characters#most focus on spider-man’s origin which I totally get but also. Peter’s most interesting arcs happen in college#that’s why everyone has to adapt them into the high school years#(which they can do bc Peter was largely friendless during that time and was still fighting some truly d-tier guys#in between the forming of the famous spidey rogue gallery)#I mean I wouldn’t even complain if they chose to do the high school years and actually DID those instead of pasting the college arcs on it#I haven’t watch the 90s show but I want to— does Harry exist in that one bc I know they took out Gwen#at the risk of sounding like That kind of tssm fan. the closest we got to that dream was that show#bc they WERE gonna follow it into Peter’s college years and you could see them setting the gang up#it still fell into the ‘everyone is a childhood friend’ thing so the characters could all be there but it’s one of the most bearable ones
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#this is so characteristic of nicholas rather than francis. i love francis’s hypercompetency but sometimes nicholas’s genius is more#believable to me. and so good#something about how he’s a personification of his time- literally a renaissance man- polymath- perfect for his era#and at heart (like maia in goblin emperor!) he’s like a clockworks#and francis is also perfect for his time#genius but almost overcultivated- and so obviously a product of his education in the aristocracy#like he can sword fight. i LOVE that we get to see nicholas learn that#and yeah there’s so so much more but one aspect of the series that will never get old is just the delight of seeing what nicholas’s brain#can accomplish. despite all the horror#dorothy dunnett#house of niccolo#niccolo#lymond#the lymond chronicles#niccolo rising
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Happy Halloween! 🦇
#almost forgot to make a special halloween post for the blog#lol#glad i remembered#i almost forgot that he played a vampire three times#and he killed it every single time#and i threw wolf and gobby there for obvious reasons#anyway#hope you have an awesome halloween#max schreck#nosferatu#wolf jackson#gavner purl#lionel “elvis” cormac#norman osborn#green goblin#willem dafoe#halloween#happy halloween
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Me: “It’s wicked late. I should go to bed…”
Also me: “…right after I finish killing all these goblins.”
My BG3 character: “I’m so done. I need rest.”
Me: “Shush. Take a healing potion, we’re almost done.”
#bg3#Baldur’s Gate 3#bgiii#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate iii#I cleaned up the goblins that I made hostile to me#probably could have left them alone#but oh well#time for sleep#Shadowheart ALMOST died so I had her hang back out of range
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"wHy CaNt I dO aRt InStEaD oF sChOol!?"
Bitch your semester projects are apps!! You have to make sprites?!!!!!
#sometimes im a little silly and goofy#i wish they gave us more time to work on the final projects though#unintelligible goblin noises#chaoscore#screams into the abyss#its the neurodivergency#I WILL become a game dev#I almost have all the Infinity stones of knowledge#muhahahahaha#i shall use it for entertainment!!#computer programming#ui ux design#art stuff
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I didn’t think I’d ever make an “empiressona” But I thought of a really funny idea so my empiressona is now Dave, the sole building safety inspector of Sanctuary. He got the job when it was a pretty small Empire, and now he wakes up every morning and is exasperated because Sausage has built ANOTHER THING that he has to do inspections on now.
#Hes a goblin#because safety is their number one priority#also he'd move but almost no other empire even cares about structural safety#he has a travel pamphlet from dawn on his desk that he stares at every time he sees another magic tree that's grown overnight#but this job pays well enough to put up with it#empires smp#empires sausage#empires sanctuary#empires season 2#empires season two#empires s2#empires sona#lollipopplestalks
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